Best Man Jokes

The best man speech is usually the most humorous one of the night. Partly because men typically don’t like to be overly sentimental with one another and partly because the alcohol helps men lose all inhibition and try to be the jokester. This is great because sappy and sentimental speeches can run on too long boring everyone whereas the best comical best man speech will make them laugh and help bring them out of their daze.

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The best man can joke about anything he would like. Maybe he likes to pick on his buddy the groom, tell a funny story about time they’ve spent together or something the groom said or did in past years or perhaps they just want to tell some funny wedding and marriage related jokes. The humor is always appreciated one just needs to be careful they censor themselves and think about who will be present and how they will take the jokes. If the bride is a bit stiff it’s probably not best to make fun of her or mention any overly personal jokes as she will be offended. Wedding and marriage jokes will make lots of other guests laugh but again consider your audience. A religious group of people won’t find the same things worthy of being laughed at as others because of their beliefs. You don’t have to please everyone, just try to cover the general crowd and you should be fine. Here are some funny jokes to get you started….

Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.

I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.

I was with Sarah the night she met John and she said that “he was handsome from afar”, I think she now realizes that he is actually far from handsome.

Sarah said to me it was always her ambition to marry an intelligent, handsome, funny guy, but thankfully she married John instead.

John told me that he received a call from his father early in the morning. His father said “Today will be the happiest day of your life, one that you wish you could relive over and over again”, John said “But the wedding is not until tomorrow, today I am just playing golf and having a few beers with my buddies”, to which his father replied, “exactly son, exactly.”